I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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