I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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