But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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