U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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