respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
