The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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