Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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