Christians are straight up FREAKS
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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