don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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