Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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