Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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