just come out here and I will go home with you...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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