Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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