she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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