we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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