His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
40s are totally the cure
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
