I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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