: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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