If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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