I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Randomize
