How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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