love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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