He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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