Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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