I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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