Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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