haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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