I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
