Kiss
Puke
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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