so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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