piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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