We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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