dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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