i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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