Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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