We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
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