This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Who died my cat blue again?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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