I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Randomize
