Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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