No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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