i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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