can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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