I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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