I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
how does that bad decision feel?
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