if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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