Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
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