I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
its not stalking. its research.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
