I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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