What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
