he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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