Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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