that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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