I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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