They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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