ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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