Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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