So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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